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Dionisha band aid
Posted by admin jawk on 5:00 AM
www.jawkjawkjawk.blogspot.com
sakuraki: dionisha ko band aid ka ba??
dionisha: bakit??
sakuraki:kasi gusto ko pagalingin mo ang sugatan kong puso.
dionisha: ahhh ganun?? edi boom pa........ky...
tom sawyer safeguard pickup line
Posted by admin jawk on 3:25 PM
tom sawyer: becky safeguard ka ba??
becky: bakit tom?
tom sawyer : germs kasi ako at 99.9 percent akong patay sa...
Pen
Posted by admin jawk on 8:42 AM
Teacher Ann: Sumulat ng Sentence na nagtatapos sa hand..(in English)
Jojo: My penis in your hand.
Teacher Ann: Pinalo si Jojo ang bastos mo..
Jojo: Maam sorry po nakalimutan ko lagyan ng space."My pen is in your hand"
...
Telepono at Plantsa
Posted by admin jawk on 8:28 AM
Anton: Pareng jobert ano nangyari sa tenga mo bakit sunog???
Jobert: Kasi nagpaplantsa ako ng biglang may nag ring, naipang sagot ko ung plantsa.
Anton: Ahh ganun ba??,, eh bakit pati yung kabilang tenga mo??
Jobert: Eh Nag ring ulit eh. ...
Virus
Posted by admin jawk on 1:31 PM
Son: Daddy?? how did i come into this world???
Daddy: listen carefully. Mom and dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restroom of the cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. when dad finished uploading. we discovered we did not use firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended...
Bimby James
Posted by admin jawk on 12:26 PM
BABY JAMES : yaya , I am normal ??
YAYA : op kors iho . Ur not lyk dem! Why did you ask ?
BABY JAMES : I’m so confused .
My granpa is ninoy .
My uncle is noynoy.
My brother is abnoy .
My dad is chikboy .
My mom iba iba ang boy ,
My ninong is tito boy .
But he is not a boy...
ibai-ibang lasa ng gatas
Posted by admin jawk on 11:48 AM
1. Dalagita? Fresh milk
2. Dalaga? Pasteurized
3. Bagong Kasal? Skimmed
4. Matagal nang kasal? Yogurt
5. Matandang dalaga? Taho
6. Lola? Tokwa
-source goo...
What can be?
Posted by admin jawk on 9:14 AM
Knock2x
who's there,?
What can be...
What can be who??
What can be bibitiw bigla,what can be bibitiw bigla
higpitan mo lang iyong kapit maglalakbay patungong lang...
malalaman mo if normal ka??
Posted by admin jawk on 11:48 PM
1. you have a facebook account
2. you have a cp
3. you watch news
4. you are fully aware of adult stuff
6. you register to unli text
7. you sleep late
9. you are so busy forgot to read #5
10. you actually scrolled up 2 see if there's a #5.
dont worry wla ding #8
11. then slowly u r smiling,u realize...hah...
Logic
Posted by admin jawk on 11:23 PM
Sa gitna ng barko may kuarto
Sa gitna ng kuarto may lamesa
Sa gitna ng lamesa may plato
Sa gitna ng plato may platito
Sa gitna ng platito may baso
Sa gitna ng baso may barya
TANONG: Ano ang nasa gitna ng barko ng nasa gitna rin ng barya?
comments mo ang sagot login as anonymo...
1st love never dies
Posted by admin jawk on 11:18 PM
Anak: nanay, totoo ba na "First love never dies?"
Nanay: Aba, oo anak. Tignan mo yang Tatay mo, hanggang ngayon buhay pa ang animal!!!...
Pagod
Posted by admin jawk on 11:17 PM
Mrs: Ano ba?? Two days na tayong kasal, wala pa rin.
Mr: Kasi nga pagod ako.
Mrs: Cge ka, pag ayaw mo maghahanap ako ng lalaki!!
Mr: Cge, gawin mong dalawa, tig isa tayo...
Driver
Posted by admin jawk on 7:59 AM
sa harap ng nursery room
andoy: Pare, pag laki ng anak mo, am sure magaling mag-drive??
alfred: Bakit, pare, malaki ba ang kamay??
andoy: Hindi. Kasi kamukha siya ng driver ninyo...
Population Policies
Posted by admin jawk on 7:57 AM
China: Stop at 1 child.
Singapore: Stop at 2 children.
Philippines: STOP AT 4 a.m...
Dalawang Siraulo
Posted by admin jawk on 7:56 AM
Andoy: Magaling ka na ba??
Raprap: Oo namn!! ako pa
Andoy: Talaga?...kaya mo bang tumawid sa ilaw ng flashlight ko?
Raprap: Ano ko cra? e pano kung patayin mo flashlight mo?e d nalaglag pa ko...
suspek
Posted by admin jawk on 7:54 AM
ATTY: Inday! pwede mo bang idescribe dito sa korte ang taong nangrape sayo???
INDAY: maitim, panot, tagyawatin, pango ilong pandak.
SUSPEK: cge!!!...mangasar ka pa!...
Guess who?
Posted by admin jawk on 7:53 AM
dumating c ngongo sa bahay at tinakpan ang eyes ni misis..
Ngongo: nges hu?
MRS: gago!!!! pa-nges hu nges hu ka pa jan....e ikaw lng ngongo d2....
Baliw na Pasyente
Posted by admin jawk on 7:51 AM
Pasyente: doc randy. malungkot d2 sa mental kaya naisipan kong sulatan ang sarili ko...
Doc Randy: e ano namn laman ng sulat mo??
Pasyente: d ko pa po alam kc next week ko pa matatang...
Confident Vs. Confidential
Posted by admin jawk on 7:49 AM
Confident Vs. Confidential
Lino: Itay, ano kaibahan ng confident sa confidential?
tata oslec: Anak kita!!! CONFIDENT ako dyan. Yung bestfriend mong si Tolome, anak
ko rin, CONFIDENTIAL yan....
Bugaw
Posted by admin jawk on 6:49 AM
Bugaw: Sir, Chicks P1,500 Studiante!
Tado: Ganun ba? Hanapan mo ako ng mga P1,000 lang pero mas magaling pa sa studyante.
Bugaw: Meron din, sir. Ang PRINCIPAL ok yun!...
tenga
Posted by admin jawk on 6:45 AM
TEACHER and BOY
TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1 mong tenga?
BOY: hihina po pandinig ko.
TEACHER: e kung dalawang tenga??
BOY: lalabo po paningin ko!
TEACHER: bakit naman??
BOY: malalaglag po salamin ...
Lulubog na ang barko
Posted by admin jawk on 2:52 PM
MGA PASAHERO: Lulubog na ang barko…
PARI: San Pedro,san Lorenzo, San Jose…
MADRE: Sta. Fe, Sta. Lucia, Sta. Clara…Sta. Elena...
INTSIK: lubok na balko! tawak pa kayo pasahelo!!!!
source- google sea...
Trip Trip Nalang
Posted by admin jawk on 2:39 PM
Killer: father mangungumpisal po ako
Father: ano kasalanan mo??
Killer: pumatay po ako ng 20 tao.
Father: bakit??
Killer: kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos, kayo po naniniwala ba??
Father: dati pero ngayon trip trip na lang..
source- google...
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